Greetings my travellicious friends. Hope you’re all as dandy as this hunk of mancandy (by mancandy I mean ‘me’… no doubt you knew that though). Today we’ll be doing a little more bundu-bashing. And by ‘bundu’ I mean ‘soft fluffy towels’. And by ‘bashing’ I mean ‘lying around in’. It is all happening in the bush though, at the Royal Legend Safari Lodge in the Timbavati Game Reserve, home to the Big Five.

The reason I place emphasis on how soft the towels are is because, for a oke like me, the contrast between the luxury of this joint and the unpolished nature of the bush is quite a vibe. It’s quite a sensation to feel so catered too, yet also feel so raw. Like a caveman with an iPad. Like a ranger with a beepa.

From only R4263,00 per person sharing, you too can feel like a troglodyte with a 3310. This 5-star package includes 2 nights accommodation, all your meals and safari activities, a Group J car to hire and return flights from JNB / MQP / JNB.

Anyway, I’ve been pondering some of life’s deep questions. They say, to really know a man, you have to walk a mile in his shoes. And I’ve been wondering whether this philosophy can be applied to rhinos?

Rhinos. Ag sweet man.

Why rhinos, you ask? Well have you ever seen a rhino with an existential crisis? Do you see what I’m saying here? Which brings us to this week’s bush-whacky adventure, The Rhino Walking Safari at the Kruger National Park.

From only R4353,00 per person sharing, you can experience a 4-star, 2-night experience that mixes up luxury with the trail-walking experience. It lets you get inside the skin – or the shoes – of the animals you have come here to see, without getting your own feet dirty. Well, maybe they will get a little dirty. It’s good to push boundaries sometimes. Come face-to-face with your character in the wild.

Coming face to face with my bed

The deal also comes with all meals included, and various safari activities. You also get a Group J hire car, and it includes return flights from JNB / MQP / JNB. Best you click here and book yourself one of these bushwhacking deals. And to really know what it’s like to walk a mile in a Rhino’s shoes.

Trev here. The beast of the bellyflop, the titan of the turnpike, the Trevor Townsend of Today (and tomorrow) ladies, gentlemen, tweeps and followers…I say unto you…"Howzit?”

You’re getting used to following me through these high flying places across the Southern hemisphere like Mauritius (and to all my ladies speaking Creole I say Bonzour…) and closer to home I hooked you up with the down-low on deals like The Winter Blues Special in Durbs/Cape Town or the very special night at Cape Town’s Fire & Ice Protea Hotel.

Now, I wasn’t even done. I’ve got even more specials for you this month…Get out that leopard skin leotard and join me in the savannah for some amazing times in the wild.

Jatinga Country Lodge

With 2 Nights in 5 Star accommodation in Nelspruit for only R2863.00 per person sharing on a bed & breakfast basis, it’ll take you back to the days of Adam & Eve when all the world was yours to explore. How’s that for lavish?

Return flights from Jo’burg included as well as Standard Group J vehicles cruising you around.

Rhino Walking Safaris

The sights and smells of the great outdoors…get closer to the wild, but only a moment away from luxury at the Rhino Walking Safaris, and for any bargain hunters, this is going to tickle your fancy.

Imagine the majesty (and lions) of Kruger National Park from R43530.00 per person sharing at the Rhino Walking Safari’s 4 Star Lodge. Accommodation – 2 nights, all meals included and standard Group J transport with return flights out of Johannesburg. Talk about a hard deal to say no to…

Don’t know what you’re waiting for…Ready to book? These kinda deals go quick so make up your mind and reserve your Savannah getaway here before they all get snapped up.

You can catch me near the watering hole sometime…with the elephants. I’ll see you there.

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