Trev here. Coming to you from the slightly sunnier Umhlanga Sands Lifestyle Resort. As I write this I’m digging my elegant toes into the sand while typing on my brand new cling-wrapped Macbook Pro – not typing with my toes though mind you! That’s a whole new talent I’ll need to find.

You see the Umhlanga Sands Lifestyle Resort gives a well-rounded coastal holiday experience. It’s all about the balance between the seaside and the poolside. The sunshine and the aftersun lotion.  It is a balance of holiday special times that will make memories for the children and make cocktails for the adults. Just look at it:

Umhlanga Sands. A beautiful thing.

Kulula’s running a special where from just R1 590 per person sharing (based on 1 chalet that sleeps 4), you can get yourself return flight from Joburg to Durbs (incl taxes), 2 nights in a self-catering 2-bedroom apartment, Group J car hirewith 200kms free per day and standard insurance cover, along with a complimentary GPS navigation unit. Click here to book!

Pretty suite.

Reading an offer like that makes me want to snap open my macbook and blog my sand-filled socks off. But remember, this offer is valid for travel until 16 July 2010 for Saturday departures only. Midweek packages available on request, legal stuff applies.

Trev here. International handmodel. kulula’s travel blogger extraordinairee. And most recently, local weblebrity. And I’m here to light up your winter fire with these holiday package specials from kulula.com.

Check, from R999 you can get
-    2 nights accommodation at the Protea Hotels in Sea Point, Tygervalley, Stellenbosch (Western Cape) or Protea Hotel Karriden (Durban)
-   return flights from Joburg or Lanseria to Cape Town / Durbs
-  Car rental from J Group with standard insurance cover

Let’s just see what we are dealing with here:

So what are you waiting for? Best you click here to pick up one of these sweet deals before they’re all sold out.

The legal stuff:

Excludes 10th June – 12 July 2010 (for obvious reasons)
Must fly Thursday or Saturday for Cape Town Packages
Specific flight times are applicable for the R999 packages
Should you wish to fly outside of these times, flight supplements will be incurred
Packages are available until 30th August 2010

Destination: The Mondazur Hotel, San Lameer
Stars: ****

So after The Shining Game incident, I arrived home, feeling a little sheepish. I realised that not everyone shares my outlandroverish sense of humour. Which is why swore on my manicurist’s life that I would use my next trip to make friends and influence concierges. Lucky for me, my favourite air hostess Marietjie happened to be on board my flight to Durbz, which is when I knew things were going to go peachy-shaped. I’ll be landing in a few hours, let’s get this 4-star party started.

Special alert! kulula is running some serious specials on a stay here at the Mondazur. You can book a 2-night stay here for R2 205,00 pps. This would include return flights (JNB / DBN / JNB) and 2 day’s standard Group J car hire with 200km free.

Click here now, as the offer ends 31 / 08 / 2010