Trev here. International Scrabble Champion. Professional hand-model. And, of course, kulula’s travel blogger extraordinarey. Today kulula have deployed my skills like a magazine man missile to bring you a special report on the Fancourt Golf Resort in George.

You’ll find this larney biscuit of a golf resort dancing on the feet of the Outeniqua Mountain Range, with not one, not two but THREE Gary Player-designed golf-courses. That’s a lot of Player we’re talking. And as if that didn’t already blow the minds of the golf-obsessed, the resort also has the only tailor-made golf performance lab in Africa (not really sure what it means but it sounds flippin’ cool). You could call this place a ‘golfer’s paradise’, but even a Putt-putt pro like me can appreciate it since it’s not just all tees and bunker beds.

This larney marshmallow-covered biscuit of a 5-star resort has 150 luxury rooms, as well as a whole bunch of themed restaurants, and a VIP lounge at George airport – because that’s how Player player VIPs like me roll. And if you are a luscious laydee player, you get to make yourself prettier than a golf club with its special fluffy sock on it at the Fancourt spa or hair salon. You can also buy yourself a fluffy sock of a dress at the boutique clothing and jewellery shops.

The Presidential Suite, if being the prez is your thing

All you gotta pay to get in on this Playeriffic action is kulula’s special holiday price of R3697 per person sharing per night, which is a peach compared to the usual R3 940 per person sharing. There’s also entertainment for the little ones, and even the not-so-little, pimpled ones, and just so you can really bond with your family like my hands bond with their special protective modelling gloves, you can also check out the swimming pools, tennis courts, outdoors trails and the mini-cinema. And I haven’t even started on the warm, icing-sugar-coated Marie Biscuit of a beach nearby. Click here to book yourself this fandango of a holiday special.

Boom. Trev.