Trev here. The beast of the bellyflop, the titan of the turnpike, the Trevor Townsend of Today (and tomorrow) ladies, gentlemen, tweeps and followers…I say unto you…"Howzit?”

You’re getting used to following me through these high flying places across the Southern hemisphere like Mauritius (and to all my ladies speaking Creole I say Bonzour…) and closer to home I hooked you up with the down-low on deals like The Winter Blues Special in Durbs/Cape Town or the very special night at Cape Town’s Fire & Ice Protea Hotel.

Now, I wasn’t even done. I’ve got even more specials for you this month…Get out that leopard skin leotard and join me in the savannah for some amazing times in the wild.

Jatinga Country Lodge

With 2 Nights in 5 Star accommodation in Nelspruit for only R2863.00 per person sharing on a bed & breakfast basis, it’ll take you back to the days of Adam & Eve when all the world was yours to explore. How’s that for lavish?

Return flights from Jo’burg included as well as Standard Group J vehicles cruising you around.

Rhino Walking Safaris

The sights and smells of the great outdoors…get closer to the wild, but only a moment away from luxury at the Rhino Walking Safaris, and for any bargain hunters, this is going to tickle your fancy.

Imagine the majesty (and lions) of Kruger National Park from R43530.00 per person sharing at the Rhino Walking Safari’s 4 Star Lodge. Accommodation – 2 nights, all meals included and standard Group J transport with return flights out of Johannesburg. Talk about a hard deal to say no to…

Don’t know what you’re waiting for…Ready to book? These kinda deals go quick so make up your mind and reserve your Savannah getaway here before they all get snapped up.

You can catch me near the watering hole sometime…with the elephants. I’ll see you there.

Legal stuff applies.

Sitting on my suitcases outside the Peermont. Have learnt that not everyone finds The Shining Game funny. I tried to explain that I couldn’t sleep because of my jetlag and I was bored, but the hotel staff were having none of it. A pity, I liked this place the way a hand model likes a good lathering of Dr Palmer’s cocoa butter.

Want to retrace my miscalculated footsteps and book yourself an adventure here from R2 205,00 pps? Click here.

Have decided to play The Shining with hotel staff. Have written the words Red Rum all down the corridor. Let’s see how this plays out.

It’s a stinker here on Joburg today. Luckily I am able to retreat to my Superior Room where I can kick back with a good movie on DSTV in an air-conditioned haven on a room. Have some blogging to catch up on.

Destination: Peermont Metcourt, Emperor’s Palace, Johannesburg
Stars: ***

Hello my little travelbugs. Trevor here. Runner up in international scrabble tournaments. Former Professional Handmodel. Now full-time travel blogger for kulula.com, coming atcha from the poolside wifi party at the Peermont Metcourt at the Emperor’s Palace in Joburg. Try saying that three times fast. I’m going to be here all week, kicking it by the pool while I watch fifa gets its knickers in a twist over the latest kulula ads. It’s like a game in itself! Going to get me a long plastic whistle (if you catch my drift) to create some ambience here at the hotel. Tune in to check out what I get up to here at the Peermont.